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10-21-2002, 12:42 AM
These are from a bootleg Taiwan DVD. I am beside myself with laughter.
10-21-2002, 12:55 AM
That is just too much.:D
10-21-2002, 03:50 AM
LOL!!!! Hoppits! Office Strider invited!!! :D
10-21-2002, 04:03 AM
:LOL: :rotfl: :LOL:
These are always great fun :D
10-21-2002, 07:01 AM
Oh yes, can Boromir please be the Dutch heir?
Being Dutch myself I can truly say that he looks so much better than the heir we have now (if we're talking heir to the throne that is :D )
By the way, those captions are hilarious :D :eek:
10-21-2002, 07:20 AM
omg i cant get over some of those! Very funny indeed
OMG, I literally CRIED with laughter reading those... absolutely CLASSIC!!!
A few favourites...
"Ride Hard, Don't come back" (I WISH!!)
"Nothing, is from the wizards tower"
"By nightfall the hill will swamp over with ox"
"Rest in peace, son of Aragorn"
10-21-2002, 10:54 AM
My favorite is "Did you hear that? River Dale." Yay! We're going to see the Archies! :D Classic captions!
10-21-2002, 05:05 PM
OMG...ROTFLMAO!!!! :D :D :D
10-21-2002, 11:10 PM
BF wipes the tears from her eyes
I loved it! I hope the webmaster/mistress can get a bootleg Taiwan DVD copy of The Two Towers...
I think I might die of laughter if he or she did.
with the website caption "Never knew psychosis was contagious"
I also liked
"My father is an elf man"
"He looked to me to make things right. But I won't do it."
I'm coming to love Boz more and more everyday...
10-21-2002, 11:46 PM
This was the great Watchtower of Sauron...
And we're camping here tonight...
10-21-2002, 11:50 PM
The best summary of LOTR yet!
10-22-2002, 12:19 AM
I was going to turn in early but I can't now. I have to read them all. Tears are coming to my eyes too.:rotfl:
10-22-2002, 11:06 AM
Can't wait to see Denethor's pointy ears...
10-22-2002, 11:25 AM
:rotfl: :LOL: :rotfl: :LOL: Stop, I am laughing so hard I am choking! Gotta love all the condos, the must be cheap in Middle Earth these days! :p
10-22-2002, 02:41 PM
AIR, I NEED AIR. :D
10-22-2002, 03:35 PM
OMG THATS SO HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was laughing so hard people came in to see what was going on...and when they saw, they just rolled their eyes and walked away;) :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
Wow, that was the high point of my day :rolleyes:
10-22-2002, 07:07 PM
HEHEHEHEHEHE!!! Those are hilarious!:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
10-22-2002, 07:35 PM
Thanks! I needed that. I should share this with my daughter and niece but they barely made it through the Pants and Frodo's Ugly Fingers threads...I'll have to give them a moment before I show them this one....:D
10-22-2002, 07:42 PM
Sole? Maybe he means trout. :trout:
10-22-2002, 08:22 PM
Frodo's comment on his friends -
'I don't suppose we ever have to see them again'!:LOL:
my sides are aching!
10-22-2002, 11:54 PM
You mean Frodo the wing baron who wears a coat of mee threat? And he's a hoppit. hehe My cheeks hurt from leaughing.
10-23-2002, 12:30 AM
Hehe, ohh, these are great :D
Just what I needed after an exhausting day of travel
10-23-2002, 04:45 AM
Oh my eru !!!
* Rolls on the floor laughing her pants off *
Ahhhhh !!! Hoppits !!! LOLOLOLOLOL !!! :rotfl: :rotfl:
10-23-2002, 05:11 AM
Those were really funny,I just can't stop laughing.
'Ride hard,don't come back' ~ My,Aragorn's a lil touchy ain't he...
'It is a burden he should never have to bare' ~ Poor Frodo!!!
'And since Sauron's an eye,this is really bad......Middle Earth stands on the blink of destruction' ~ Never saw that coming!!!
'I don't suppose we ever have to see them again' ~ Certainly a wonderful friend.....
10-23-2002, 05:34 AM
My favourite so far:
Take it or move it for pity's sake
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
I really shouldn't be reading this while at work....:eek:
My colleagues must think I have gone totally insane, looking at my computer screen and laughing out loud!! :D
10-23-2002, 08:06 PM
Condo needs no king.:rotfl:
10-23-2002, 11:07 PM
Insightful Insight: It's a very bad idea to hold in laughter as you read these, as I have just found out. Eventually it explodes out as one, loud, insane sound that garners you very strange looks.
This page was just what I needed.
10-24-2002, 05:42 PM
LOL Aerin!;) :D
10-25-2002, 01:34 AM
That was the funniest thing I've read since the Pants thread!!!!!:D :D
Thank you, thank you, thank you!!! :notworthy
I'm just not touching this one
What, does he owe them drinks or something?:LOL:
You gotta love these:
He bids everyone a very fun farewell…
The Lady Galadriel's eloquent farewell
Yes, very eloquent indeed....:rotfl:
10-25-2002, 07:29 AM
I think I could die laughing:D
10-25-2002, 07:36 AM
Ah well, Taiwan is famous for the bootleg DVDs. I am considering putting that link in my AIM away info so I can distract all my classmates from studying. Those captions are way too funny to believe. But it does make some sense, a lot more sense than what I usually hear on the streets.
10-25-2002, 09:25 PM
Back! Back to the top, I say! This must must not be lost!
10-25-2002, 10:28 PM
that is one of the most hilarious things i've seen in a long time! i totally cracked up laughing! definately have to bookmark these!:LOL: :rotfl:
10-26-2002, 12:07 AM
I love Legolas' "I am the Heir of Condo" speech. :rotfl:
this ist just great
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Thanks for posting that.
they are all hilarious. I never knew the relationships of middle earth were that interessting. I guess I just missed the soap opera version. the opening:
Aragorn, son of Aragorn is waiting for wizard Frodo father of sam
10-26-2002, 06:30 AM
Too much information!
10-26-2002, 10:03 PM
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
At The Gates
10-26-2002, 10:44 PM
This is too much I tell you. :LOL:
10-26-2002, 11:40 PM
It is great, isn't it? :)
10-27-2002, 12:01 PM
yeah,oh so funny:D :rotfl:
10-30-2002, 09:46 PM
I can picture these guys talking out of sync like in a Godzilla movie.:D
11-01-2002, 07:35 AM
I'd give my advantages to Aragorn anytime ;) :D
This is just too much...
:jawdrop: :rotfl: :rotfl:
11-01-2002, 08:03 AM
Where or what exactly is "Condo"?
I bet some of those Aragorn/Viggo lovers rejoiced when he told Arwen "Don't come back" :D
11-01-2002, 04:14 PM
Ha, doesn't it seem like Aragorn is doing some kind of business deal with Arwen?
11-01-2002, 04:31 PM
well,if he wants her to go away......
11-01-2002, 07:15 PM
hey leiden it's me mariel i got it hehehe what is everyone laughing about :confused:
11-01-2002, 07:45 PM
Originally posted by MysticMariel
hey leiden it's me mariel i got it hehehe what is everyone laughing about :confused:
go to the first page & click on the link for very funny pics.;)
Glad you can make it to the wonderful world of COE'ers :hug:
12-12-2002, 06:55 PM
I don't know if this goes here or at the Pony.
I also don't know if it has already been posted or not. I was going to do a search, but the thing said I had to use FOUR search terms, and I could only think of three, so I decided not to bother. :rolleyes:
Anyway, take a gander at this: http://users3.ev1.net/~eekfrenzy/captionspage/badfotrcaptionsx.html
(I hope it's all right to post this link. I looked briefly at the rest of the site, and it didn't look like there was anything objectionable there.)
12-12-2002, 07:43 PM
I think there is a thread dedicated to this in the Pony.:) That link is hilarious!! What'd they do, translate with Babelfish?:LOL:
12-12-2002, 08:24 PM
Yep, there is already a thread about these crazy captions, right here (http://www.council-of-elrond.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1242) . I'll just move you over to the Pony to be merged! :) EDIT: And here we are! :cool:
12-12-2002, 09:25 PM
i'm laughing SO hard right now!!! my mom is getting mad because she's trying to watch tv and here i am cracking up! :D
12-12-2002, 11:02 PM
Sorry about the duplicate thread, folks. If the stupid search feature had let me look for "Bad FOTR Captions" I'd have found it before I started the new thread. :p
Now, where is that hill swamped over with ox?
And for heaven's sake, don't let the Eye of Sauron blink! :D
12-13-2002, 05:29 AM
Darn, I'm not supposed to laugh right now, but I MUST, I MUST!
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
12-13-2002, 02:39 PM
My friend and I had seen these, then got together to watch the Extended. Every time they said the word "Orc", we yelled out "Ox!" It made for a very amusing movie, imaging Aragorn and Legolas worrying about the oxen guarding the Eastern Shore. (Those blasted cows...) :LOL:
12-13-2002, 04:38 PM
So let me get this straight.
Aragorn not only sired himself but also Boromir?:eek:
And he's in Office. Maybe he's the landlord of Condo?!?!
12-13-2002, 07:19 PM
Nope, that's Legolas. :D
12-14-2002, 02:13 PM
Leggy's the heir?!:eek: Can someone tell me where I can find Condo?;) :D
12-14-2002, 04:15 PM
We should be glad they didn't say "condom"--although that might be appropriate in Orli's case, what with his following!
Ahem. It's understandable why they interpreted Bilbo as a "hoppit," after his pipeweed scene with Gandalf! LOL!
12-17-2002, 10:14 PM
My personal fave from the Prologue:
"Sauron the end of the three people of middle earth"
Could've saved the casting director a lot of trouble. I'd go with Viggo, Orlando, and Elijah, who elso do we need?
10-30-2007, 06:51 PM
Sorry to resurrect this one after so long, but I'm hoping that someone may be able to help me with a problem...
I remember this Taiwanese series of captions as one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my entire life (for those who don't remember it, just have a look through the thread replies to see some of the more ridicluous translations). The problem is that although I had originally saved a copy, I lost it some time ago in a PC crash. Now that I'm back again, I was hoping (against hope?) that somebody...anybody had still got a copy of it? It'd be sad to think I'd never be able to see these truly unforgettable captions again.
10-30-2007, 11:30 PM
Well, I must have missed the original - but is this it? The Prologue and with other links at the bottom.
It looks hilarious, I have to say! :D
EDIT: Here's RotK:
Haven't found TTT yet...
10-30-2007, 11:55 PM
Oh Lord, this is hilarious
10-31-2007, 12:49 AM
Thanks Cully for finding the links to these!! They're just as hysterical now as the first time.
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
edited to add...Just got to Thedoen's toast at Edoras...
Hail to victorious Death!!
10-31-2007, 03:06 AM
"That must pass Pidyhoge."
10-31-2007, 03:27 PM
Good job, Cully! :LOL: And a special "thank you" to AndyK for bringing the subject back up. :)
10-31-2007, 04:08 PM
I found this one for the Two Towers:
10-31-2007, 04:38 PM
Cully, for as long as I live I will be in your debt :beer:
Rest assured these captions are now saved - and backed up - permanently!
Oh, and I've found The Two Towers as well:
I'm sooooo glad I resurrected this thread again :bliss:
EDIT: You beat me to it. I must learn how to do that refresh thing ;)
10-31-2007, 05:29 PM
My pleasure, AndyK. :) I'm in your debt for seeing these at all! And I think the link you found is easier to use than the one I posted.
10-31-2007, 10:01 PM
I remember loving this one is particular:
"Can you not see that your uncle is varied by your mall content." :LOL:
11-01-2007, 01:09 AM
From the TTT ones...
Eomer to Grima...
Too long I wanted my sister...
That is just so wrong!! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
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