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function get_random(maxNum)
{
  if (Math.random && Math.round)
  {
    var ranNum= Math.round(Math.random()*(maxNum-1));
    ranNum+=1;
    return ranNum;
  }
  else
  {
  today= new Date();
  hours= today.getHours();
  mins=   today.getMinutes();
  secn=  today.getSeconds();
  if (hours==19)
   hours=18;
  var ranNum= (((hours+1)*(mins+1)*secn)%maxNum)+1;
  return ranNum;
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}

function getaQuote()
{
 var maxQuotes=103;
 var whichQuote=get_random(maxQuotes);
 whichQuote--;

var quote=new Array(maxQuotes)
quote[0]="A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.";
quote[1]="I want to see mountains again, mountains Gandalf!";
quote[2]="Old Toby. The finest weed in the Southfarthing.";
quote[3]="Ahh! Gandalf, my old friend. This will be a night to remember!";
quote[4]="I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.";
quote[5]="The road goes ever on and on, down from the door where it began . . . ";
quote[6]="Its mine, my own, my precious!";
quote[7]="Keep it secret. Keep it safe.";
quote[8]="One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them.<br> One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.";
quote[9]="Please, Mister Gandalf sir, don’t hurt me. Don’t turn me into anythin’ . . . unnatural.";
quote[10]="If I take one more step, it’ll be the farthest away from home I’ve ever been.";
quote[11]="It comes in pints?";
quote[12]="If you want him, come and claim him!";
quote[13]="Welcome to Rivendell, Frodo Baggins.";
quote[14]="I choose a mortal life.";
quote[15]="Gondor has no king. Gondor needs no king.";
quote[16]="The Ring must be destroyed.";
quote[17]="Never trust an Elf!";
quote[18]="I will take the Ring to Mordor. Though . . . I do not know the way.";
quote[19]="You have my sword.";
quote[20]="You shall be the Fellowship of the Ring!";
quote[21]="Many that live deserve death, and some that die deserve life.";
quote[22]="Fool of a Took!";
quote[23]="They have a cave troll.";
quote[24]="Nobody tosses a dwarf.";
quote[25]="YOU . . . SHALL NOT . . . PASS!!!";
quote[26]="Fly, you fools!";
quote[27]="He has fallen into shadow.";
quote[28]="Even the smallest person can change the course of the future.";
quote[29]="I would have followed you my Brother . . . my Captain . . . My King!";
quote[30]="Let us hunt some Orc!";
quote[31]="Mordor. The one place in Middle-earth we don’t want to see any closer, and the one place we’re trying to get to.";
quote[32]="I don’t think Gandalf meant for us to come this way.";
quote[33]="It’s ours, it is . . . and we wantssss it!";
quote[34]="This is Sting. You’ve seen it before, haven’t you . . . Gollum!";
quote[35]="We dwarves are natural sprinters! Very dangerous over short distances!";
quote[36]="Too long have you watched my sister, too long have you haunted her steps.";
quote[37]="I think . . . we might have made a mistake leaving the Shire, Pippin.";
quote[38]="A red sun rises. Blood has been spilled this night.";
quote[39]="What business does an Elf, a man and a Dwarf have in the Riddermark?";
quote[40]="Tree?! I am no tree. I am an Ent.";
quote[41]="There are dead things! Dead faces in the water!";
quote[42]="Wraiths! Wraiths on wings! They are calling for it. They are calling for the preciousss.";
quote[43]="This forest is old. Very old. Full of memory . . . and anger.";
quote[44]="Darkness took me. And I strayed out of thought and time.";
quote[45]="I am Gandalf the White. And I come back to you now at the turn of the tide.";
quote[46]="I told Gandalf I would keep you safe and safe is where I’ll keep you.";
quote[47]="I have not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm!";
quote[48]="I know your face.";
quote[49]="Open war is upon you. Whether you would risk it or not.";
quote[50]="We make for the refuge of Helm’s Deep.";
quote[51]="Look to my coming at first light on the fifth day. At dawn, look to the East.";
quote[52]="I fear neither death nor pain.";
quote[53]="They stole it from us. Sneaky little hobbitsesss. Wicked, trickssssy, falssse!";
quote[54]="Not listening. I’m not listening.";
quote[55]="Mur. . derer. .";
quote[56]="Where would you be without me?";
quote[57]="LEAVE. NOW. AND. NEVER. COME. BACK!";
quote[58]="PO-TAY-TOES! Boil ‘em. Mash ‘em. Stick ‘em in a stew. ";
quote[59]="Give it to usss rrraw . . . and wrrriggling! ";
quote[60]="Look! It’s an Oliphaunt!";
quote[61]="Ae ú-esteliach nad . . . estelio han. Estelio ammen. (If you trust nothing else . . . trust this. Trust us.) ";
quote[62]="She is sailing to the Undying Lands, with all that is left of her kin.";
quote[63]="This night, the land will be stained with the blood of Rohan!";
quote[64]="It’s Saruman’s army! The war has started.";
quote[65]="This creature is bound to me. And I to him.";
quote[66]="Filthy little hobbitses. They stole it from us.";
quote[67]="It is an army bred for a single purpose: to destroy the world of men.";
quote[68]="Let them come! ";
quote[69]="There is no time. War is upon us!";
quote[70]="We are proud to fight alongside men, once more.";
quote[71]="Shall I describe it to you? Or would you like me to find you a box?";
quote[72]="So it begins.";
quote[73]="It takes a loong time to say anything in ooold… Entish. And we never say anything… unless it is worth taking a looong… time to say.";
quote[74]="But you're part of this world! Aren’t you?! ";
quote[75]="There’s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it’s worth fighting for.";
quote[76]="Every day Frodo moves closer to Mordor."; 
quote[77]="Sméagol hates nasty hobbitses! Sméagol wants to see them . . . dead!"; 
quote[78]="She hungers for sweeter meats . . . "; 
quote[79]="Something stirs in the East...A sleepless malice."; 
quote[80]="I just want to look at it! Just one more time . . . "; 
quote[81]="He will raze Minas Tirith to the ground before he sees a King return to the throne of men."; 
quote[82]="If the Beacons of Gondor are lit, Rohan must be ready for war."; 
quote[83]="Follow the river and look to the Black ships."; 
quote[84]="Why did you look? Why do you always have to look!"; 
quote[85]="In fact, its better if you don't speak at all Peregrin Took."; 
quote[86]="I offer you my service such as it is."; 
quote[87]="The enemy is on your doorstep."; 
quote[88]="This will be the end of Gondor as we know it."; 
quote[89]="The Beacons of Minas Tirith! The Beacons are lit!"; 
quote[90]="The age of men is over. The time of the orc has come."; 
quote[91]="Master carries a heavy burden. . . Sméagol knows . . . Heavy, heavy burden."; 
quote[92]="Fat hobbit is always so polite."; 
quote[93]="I do not doubt his heart, just the reach of his arm."; 
quote[94]="There are those who dwell in the mountain."; 
quote[95]="The way is shut. It was made by those who were dead, and the dead keep it."; 
quote[96]="I am Isildur's heir. Fight for me!"; 
quote[97]="Don't leave me here alone! Don't go where I can't follow."; 
quote[98]="I am no man!"; 
quote[99]="I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you. "; 
quote[100]="For Frodo!";
quote[101]="And we wept, Precious. We wept to be so alone.";
quote[102]="The filth of Saruman is washing away. Trees will come back to live here.";


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}

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